If there’s one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that there’s not one thing that we can all agree on.
Random thought on Black History. Not so randomly...
You can't love the butterfly and disrespect the caterpillar.
Think about it...
Another day in the snowpocalypse...
Just watched The Creature From The Black Lagoon (the 1954 original).
Did you see in that movie what I saw? I bet you didn’t!
:-0
Hey Texas... Good thing we built that wall to keep out all the snow.
Dear fans of witchery... That was an epic witch hunt and now that that witch hunt is over, I'll now get busy with some new even more cleverer witchery. Sincerely Signed, Your big fat ugly dumb ass red in the face witch
Meow! Meow! Meow!
God Damned Zombies!!!
I have fat toes... And you know what they say about a brother with fat toes, right? They say, "Damn, that brother got some fat toes!"
You don’t own me!
I don’t even own me.
My kids own me!
That weird moment when someone asks if you’re African American and you hesitate, but you say yes.
Let me see if I got this...
This is a witch hunt... And our big fat ugly dumb ass witch deserves better.
...Yeah, no, I don’t got this.
Ted Cruz is slimy--slimy like an overflowing toilet.
Cats are cool. #Cats
I don’t identify as a liberal or a conservative because I know there are two many big issues that can’t possibly only have two and only two sides. If you disagree with me it’s because you have a tiny little rotten potato for a brain.
That doesn't look safe.
Do you have stickers on your car?
WHY?
What's wrong with you?
Let me see if I got this...
This is a witch hunt... And our big fat ugly dumb ass witch deserves better.
...Yeah, no, I don’t got this.
Random thoughts... Stuff I know... randomly... The overwhelming majority of people are human.
~Van
